Dog Blog: Henry Beanz' Holidaze...

Deer Mummi
I’s so hexcited that youz got me wee mail – I dun weein’ a messige in thefrost then I sed a magic wurd and yous got it in the sand!
Luffs you mummi

Deer Mummi
Iz a bit wurried that you finks that we’z not earnin’ our keep – we’z helpin’ all the time – Archie an’ me duz the woshin’ up ev’ry day – even tho Step-mummi Sue sez “you stoopid hounds get your hed outta the way”…
I’z afraid that we is very mishunderstood….
xxx Henry B Beanz

Job well dun Archie!

Deer Mummi
Step-mummi Sue sed “this place smells like a dog kennel” so we helpin’ wif the air-freshnin’ – I meanz, we tried fartin’ but she complaind about that smell too so we’s decided to spray daddy’s smellies all over – but the spray woz a bit slo so we just chewed the can…
But now Step-mummi Sue can’t stop sneezin’ – there’s no pleezin’ her at all!
xxx Henry B Beanz