Dog Blog: Archie Beanz’s Secret Dossiers
Posted by indigodream on 14 December, 2013
The name’s Beanz, Archie Beanz – for Christmas, for ever, hmmm mmmm…..
Dossier #8 ‘Fluencing the laydeez
As you all know, now that I’m “retired” I’ve been sharing my secret dossiers, but I’ve saved the best ’til last – how to ‘fluence the laydeez. Of course, if, like me, you have devastating good looks, come-to-bed eyes and a charming personality then you don’t have to work too hard but some finesse never goes amiss.
Firstly, it’s important to met a laydee’s expectations – an international man of mystery, a dark shadow in your bedroom of a night? WEll, it’s got to be chocolates, but not just any chocolates, yes, it’s got to be…..Milk Tray!
Secondly, how you arrive is important – SMS’s Ford just won’t do; M’s people mover – purleese! R’s audi – hmm, that’ll do for now but check out my new wheels – next year, laydeez, it’s special delivery all the way – just don’t expect me to drive a white car down your sooty chimneys….
Hope that Santa Baby brings you all your dreams this Christmas – as for next year, dream of me and you never know, you might just see me cruising by…..ciao!