W/c 9th August 2010
It been a bit odd here this week – Blue’s gone and left me all by meself with Lou, and Auntie Sue’s been leaking all over the place. I got lots of hugs so it was ok. Cor, that Blue was too lively for a hound – me and Lou can have lovely snoozes now and we don’t have bark at no-one, not the postman or the Tesco man or anyone reely. Auntie Sue says she’s got to buy extra locks now that she’s lost her guard dog…..
Anyhoo. I was writin’ to say that I been past the Houses of Parliment and asked Prime steak Minister Cami-knickers for better welfare for greyhounds – I mean, look at that photo of me bed at Auntie Sue’s – that’s never big enuff……
Oh, I dun the O2 and the Thames barrier as well – I’s been busy.
w/c 16th August
Auntie Sue says that me an’ Lou are only good for eatin and sleepin’ – d’oh, we’re greyhounds!
We had visitors today – was hexciting an’ I got a lot of fuss. Auntie Sue though I might like to play with her cousin’s son – he’s 12 and likes dogs and I’m used to having kids around. But I was too busy lyin’ on Cousin Denise’s bed when no-one was looking – it was super-super comfy. After that I dun guarding the chinese takeaway – tha’s worth stayin’ awake for.
Me and Lou had some big races round the field – I won coz I’s young and fast, but Lou cheats! She cuts the corner and runs me down – tha’s not fair. I got attacked by a bramble – I told Auntie Sue that I didn’t like blackberries. Auntie Sue had to rescue me coz I was whimpering – she says I’m a big wuss – ‘spect that’s a good thing. She picked a few thorns out of me coat and I had to have some chinese takeaway to calm me nerves.