Friday 20th August
Richard sez we can only have a holiday if we’s done some work so me and Lou went into the office. We done checking drawin’s, well, walking on drawings and we done quality control on Marks and Spences sosidges – they do knickers, in the same shop! What if they got into the sosidges? Best to check them all reely…
We’s worked so hard that we got fish ‘n chips for lunch – I loves fish ‘n chips. Lou loves them too – she carried her dish all the way up the stairs but when she got to her duvet the food was all gone! Was a mystery! Sneaky Richard had picked up all the bits she dropped on the stairs – I did offer to help…
Tuesday 31st August
I’s so tired – I’s been on holidaze with Lou, Auntie Sue and Richard. I thought that holeedays were s’posed to be re relaxin’ but I put me head down for a snooze and when I wakes up we’s in a new place. So I had to stay awake to watch – I might be be missin’ sumfin. Lou told me to take it easy, but I’s a big handsum boy – there might be some nice laydeez out there AND there was a cat on the towpath.
I’s going off Auntie Sue, she’s so b-o-r-i-n-g.
I says to her “Auntie Sue, pull over there’s a cat on the towpath”,
she says ‘no!’
then I says “Auntie Sue, let me out, there’s a bambi deer over there, it looks delicious cute”
she says ” I don’t think so….”
I gets no fun at all!
Auntie Sue brought me and Lou some hot duck back from the chinese – it was sooo luscious, even better than hot chicken. Auntie Sue says that if I can catch me a duck then she’ll cook it, so now I’s got get busy lookin’ for ducks.
Ooh, I’s been on the train as well – was good – I looked out of the window and the trees was whizzin’ past. Lou was scared so I had to show her how to be brave. I’s done car, boat and train this week – Auntie Sue sez maybe she should hire a heleecopter for hounds……
Monday 30th August
I went to a big boatshow, there was lots of nice laydee greys there – I likes Blushing Bella – her grandaddy was my great-grandaddy! We had nice matching black glossy coats and we looked very smart. Lou grumbled and said “hands off, that’s MY boy” – s’ok, I was jus’ lookin’, honest…..
Wednesday 1st September
Is my birthday only Auntie Sue didn’t realise until tonight – was ok tho’, me and Lou had already scoffed most of a hot chicken. She said she’d cook me a haggis on Saturday to celebrate properly. Haggis is made of animal bits – it sound luscious. Is must remember to dribble on the carpet so she doesn’t forget.
Me and Lou gave fusses for money today – Auntie Sue says we’s a pair of tarts – I ‘spect thats a good thing. We woz with other hounds at Tesco, makin’ shoppers fall in love with us so they’d give Greyhoundhomer lots of money and maybe take a hound home. Auntie Sue got rid of the jam – good, I don’t like jam! Some nice shoppers bought us some treets – we scoffed the lot – Auntie Sue said they should have gone to the poor doggies in the kennels not to spoilt hounds like us. She don’t understand – we was usin’ lots of energy being fussed and layin’ on just one sheepskin each.
I woz a bit tired after that – me and Lou had a long snooze before running round the garden to check for wabbits, then we had to have ‘nother snooze…
Thursday 2nd September
Me an Lou is slave labour – we been in Richard’s office all day – we had to chase squirrels out of the park before we even got to the office and then again at lunchtime, we got sosidge sandwiches but is that a fair day’s pay? We’s worked ever so hard….
Friday 3rd September
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