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Archive for January 28th, 2011

Dog Blog: Lynx’s Diary

Posted by indigodream on 28 January, 2011

Friday 28th January

We’s heard that Mummy Sue and Daddy Richard are going to France tomorrow – WITHOUT US!

I doesn’t understand – why can’t we go – we goes EVERYWHERE wif Mummy Sue and Daddy Richard. Me an’ Lou had a emergency meetin’ and we thinks that we’s being left behind becoz we don’t speak the lingo. Mummy Sue’s bought some French langwidge CDs last week, so me an’ Lou thought that maybe if we learnt French then maybe we could go tomorrow too.

As you all knows, I’s pretty good on the computer and Lou knows how to turn Mummy Sue’s laptop off wif her chin so she could prob’ly turn it back on again. So last night we got the French CDs out and had a listen….

Lou’s an old girl so she started off wif “Oooo eh le vet?” and “Je suis tres mal”

I started on “Je t’adore belle mademoiselle levrier/caniche” but Lou gave me a nasty look so I tried “Oooo eh le ros bif”

I thought that anuver langwage would be too much for Ty but he’s givin’ it a go. Got to keep fings simple for him so he’s concentratin’ on saying ‘sausage’ in every country we get to visit….

“Selsig” he sez

“No, that’s Welsh” I sez

“Saucissississississsisssississis….” he sez

“…….ON….” I yelps

“ississississississ….”

Oh dear, he’s started so he’ll never finish…..

Mummy Sue heard Ty sssssss-ing away so she sat us down an hexplained that we could go if we wanted but then we couldn’t come back – not for 6 munfs. We had a conflab an’ decided to stay at home – I’s heard that the trouble wif the french is that they don’t have a word for “Duvet”….

Mummy Sue’s and Daddy Richard are only going’ for a day trip and they’ve promised to bring us some French doggie treats. We’s going to stay wif hu-nanny – she’s nice – she finks I’m too thin – har har – that’s lots of treats for me then! Only trouble is, she also finks that Lou and Ty is too thin so they’ll get lots of treats too – oh well…

“issississississ…”

“….ON!”

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