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Dog Blog: Poppy Puppy’s Perfectly Personal Page – Private!!

Posted by indigodream on 12 May, 2012

Saturday 12th May

Oh Ollie, how could you leave me, just for a comfy place to lie down….

I’m sooooo upset – my bestest boyfriend Ollie has deserted me – he’s joined the upstairs pack! He says it’s not me (of course!) – it’s him – he just loves the 13-tog feather and down duvet that he found on the floor up there.

I mean, I told him “what’s the point of a comfy bed if you don’t have ME by your side?!”

So he said “come upstairs then – the duvet’s big enough for two!”

What, me, do stairs! I don’t DO stairs – I mean, common dogs do stairs, NOT doing stairs is what being a pedigree greyhound is all about….

Well, I was heartbroken – my Ollie, spending all his time with the chavs (cavorting hounds above stairs)…….

But then again, Ollie is such a good boy – he never does naughty but nice stuff, like rummaging and barking and stealing food, and he always goes to bed when Mummy Sue tells him to, and he doesn’t dribble on Mummy Sue’s laptop when he wants some attention (not that I dribble, of course, I salivate), and he doesn’t chew all her hairbrushes – oh, a girl could get really bored with a boyfriend like that…

When Mummy Sue is sad or bored or happy or anything really, she has chocolate, so I thought “that’s what I need”.

But now I didn’t have my number one boyfriend to get me some – tragic…..

Ooooh, I really need a hero……

“Ty dahling, could you just get me that chocolate from the table?”

“Yurss” he said, and just stretched up to get it – he’s  so tall and athletic, Ollie could never have reached that far…

“Thanks dahling” I said and settled down to take off the silver paper – oooh, Lindt extra creamy, ooh I feel better already….

Never mind, I’ll look for another boyfriend….

“Can I ‘ave sum” said Ty

“No, silly, Lindt extra creamy is just for special girls, like ME! Why don’t you have that bit of cadbury’s dairy milk that Mummy Sue forgot to take with her in her lunch box – she probably meant for you to have it – I mean, look, it’s just there on the edge of the table, why else would it be there?”

“Hokay” said Ty

Ty’s the best!

When Mummy Sue came in I told her all about my heartbreak – I mean, there was only two little pieces of chocolate in the packet – of course I was heartbroken – that’s not enough for a girlie hound like me….

For some reason mummy Sue started waailing “Where MY chocolate? Waaaahhhhhhh”

Honestly, some hu-mums are just sooooo selfish….

Here’s my hero – Ooh Ty you’re so fit….

5 Responses to “Dog Blog: Poppy Puppy’s Perfectly Personal Page – Private!!”

  1. Anne Winwood said

    Ooooh Poppy, has no one told you that chocolate makes doggies really, really sick? We managed a big bar of Cadbury’s Bournville over the Easter holidays, goodness, were we ill…….Sick as dogs, our hu-mum didn’t know where to start with the carpet cleaner and it lasted for hours and hours. We’ll never eat chocolate again, unless the silly hu-mun’s (?) leave it out again, of course. Our hu-mum has just restocked with carpet cleaner from the cash & carry. Two bottles she used and nearly blew up the Bex Bissell. Chocolate is not good, resist.

    You look so sad, I hope you find another boyfriend soon.

    With woofs (more like yaps) from your small friends (if you met us you might think we were what you chased on the race-track)

    Helga and Linda

  2. indigodream said

    Helga and Linda, dahlings, if you steal chocolate it’s got to be milk chocolate – I wasn’t sick at all so I think mummy Sue should leave more than just two little bits for next time

    xx Poppy Puppy

    ps. Mummy Sue says that she never gives us chocolate and feels very guilty for leaving some where we could reach it – now all the nice stuff is locked in the fridge or right on the highest shelf…..

    “Ty, dahling, could you just get that step-ladder…..”

  3. Greygal said

    Ello Poppi, it’s Henry Beanz here, the cute one from arnty Sarah’s pack. I’s also tall and afletic and can steel to order. The humums were stoopid enuf to leave all sorts of tastee things out on the boat when we woz on hols and I tucked into a hooj box of Shreddies, some mint humbuggs, marshmallows, strawburys, pringels but I couldn’t get the cork out of the bottol of red wine. If I could, I would have towsted you, lovely Poppi Puppi. I’s glad you is putting on wait, I don’t like my girls too stringy.

    luffs

    HB

  4. indigodream said

    Ooh Henry, you sound perfect, will you come and steal some food for me soon…

    I AM putting on weight, but I don’t have a fat-bottom like some girls in this house – I think you could still fancy me though…

  5. Ty looks soooooo fit that mt human would adopt him in a heart beat for me if he was for sale!
    NOTE PLEASE READ: Dont eat the chocolate i did too and i almost died so be careful!

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