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Archive for December, 2012

Dog Blog: Henry Beanz Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 24 December, 2012

Deer mummi
Wen you is eatin’ the Christmas puddin’ wot Step-mummi Sue made, I hopes you ‘members that it wudn’t be haf as good if me an’ Archie wozn’t helpin’ – see, Iz reedin the recipe…..
xxx HBB

Deer Step-mummi Sue

Wy iz you makin’ a puddin’ wif all stuff wot is poiznus to hounds?

“Beats me Henry, it’s traditional, but I can’t stand Christmas pudding myself…”

“Uh, but you seds you iz goin’ to give a puddin’ to me mummi – youz givin’ me mummi poizun!”

“No silly, it’s only poisonous for hounds, hu-mummies can eat it just fine…”

“Wy is you makin’ it wen we is stayin’ wif you Step-mummi Sue, iz you not afriad that sum poizon raisins might, like, jump straight into me mouf wif disatrous conskwenses?!”

“Well, I made the puddings on Stir-up Sunday, which is the proper day for making puddings – and when everyone eats the puds on Christmas day I’ll remember that it was the first day of your holidaze and the last day when all of you hounds were happy, healthy and hadn’t had any fights at all – it was such a happy day :-D”

“I luffs happy daze, Step-mummi Sue, can I have sum more happy daze here?”

Deer Mummi
Aftr I dun reedin’ the recipee I’z dun lookin’ to make sure Step-mummi Sue is usin’ the right stuff….
xxx HBB

Deer Mummi
Fis is Monty havin’ happy daze – Step-mummi Sue sez Monty can cum to stay any time – maybe I’dz better cum wif him – Iz can steel hextra food if mummi Sue forgots to feed him for hexample….
xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Step-mummi Sue
Iz a bit wurried that you mights not let us cum on holidaze agen – mummi seems to fink that you’z bin stressed – dunno why – I finks itz all bin pretty normal…
Anyhoo, we woz so wurried you might’s forget, we’z all disided to mark your new 2013 diary so thats you knos when to hexpect us back.
Lots and lots of luffs Henry B Beanz

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Dog Blog: Holby Casualty ER Emergency Ward 10 House Vet…

Posted by indigodream on 23 December, 2012

Episode 3…

Holla El Disho Vetto I know that Herbie needs his own private hospital ward with special nursing - this is his day bed - is that ok?  Thanks, Step-mummi Sue

Holla El Disho Vetto
I know that Herbie needs his own private hospital ward with special nursing – this is his day bed – is that ok?
Thanks, Step-mummi Sue

“Mr Hero Vet, there’s terrible news…..”

“What is it Miss Sexy Nurse?””

“Step-mummi Sue’s guests hounds are going home – we’re doomed – we’ll be out of business by the end of the week – I’ll have to go back to life as a lap-dancer!”

“What’s thees? Go outta beezness?”

“Oh El Disho Vetto, Step-mummi Sue’s guests are going home – we’ll have no patients…”

“Calm down everyone – ok, it is a blow that three of her guest hounds have gone home, especially when Monty had gone down with a bladder infection  – we could have made a fortune in tests, antibiotics – aaahhh……….”

“Er, Mr Hero Vet, MR HERO VET…”

“Sorry, must have dropped off there, I was dreaming about Monty, where was I, right, yes, all is not lost – Herbie Beanz is so badly injured that he can’t go home yet – Step-mummi Sue s going to nurse him for a while and don’t forget, she does still have Ollie and Ty to keep us in business; Now, let’s check the plan….Miss Sexy Nurse, do we have enough dressings and bandages? El Disho Vetto, have you been practising your dramatic gestures – you know, the tragic expressions, the lifted eyebrow, the clutching of the head in your hands? Yes? Good – let’s go to work…”

“What about me, Mr Hero Vet?”

“Aah yes, Nurse Cool Aloof, I wasn’t going to involve you in this one”….

Dear Mr Hero VetI know it seems a bit mean to complain when you are doing a sterling job of Herbie's daily bandage changes, but really, 'blue and green should never be seen' - I would be greateful if you could change back to the appropriately seasonal and festive red and green bandages, as put on byt the stylish El Disho Vetto... Yours Sincenerly, Step-mummi Sue ps. This is Herbie's night bed - I hope it is satisfactory...

Dear Mr Hero Vet
I know it seems a bit mean to complain when you are doing a sterling job of Herbie’s daily bandage changes, but really, ‘blue and green should never be seen’ – I would be grateful if you could change back to the appropriately seasonal and festive red/green combo, as put on by the stylish El Disho Vetto…
Yours Sincerely, Step-mummi Sue
ps. This is Herbie’s night bed – I hope it is satisfactory…

“Well, I think that’s a mistake, Mr Hero Vet, if Step-mummi Sue is bringing Herbie in every day, and he’s already been licking his wounds, I’m the only one that can make her feel properly guilty and punish her by making her life awkward, like asking her to come in three times a day rather than twice….”

“Oh Nurse Cool Aloof, you can’t punish Step-mummi Sue, she’s been through so much, and she does spend an awful lot of money here…”

“Did I give you permission to speak, miss student Sexy Nurse?”

“Now now ladies, I think that Miss Sexy Nurse is right – Step-mummi Sue needs delicate handling – you know how fast she is with the “feedback” if we’re not 100% at all times…”

“Mr Hero Vet, I strongly object, are you sure Step-mummi Sue’s up to the job? Surely she needs more discipline….”

“Nurse Cool Aloof, if anyone’s up for the job, it’s Step-mummi Sue….”

…………….

“Hello, emergency hotline, Miss Sexy Nurse speaking…what’s that, Herbie’s squiggled out of TWO anti-lick collars….he’s chewed his bandages….wound oozing…uh huh….pedigree suggests strong relationship with Houdini’s dog….yes, I can see that’s a problem….can you stop him from licking overnight….with a muzzle…ok….do your best”…

“El Disho Vetto, that was Step-mummi Sue, Herbie’s managed to get at his wounds – again”

“Mierda! What ees Step-mummi Sue’s phone number….”

“Holla, Step-mummi Sue – chew know where the naughty step is…..”

"See, Nurse Cool Aloof, if anyone can cure a dog with good food then it's Step-mummy Sue!"

“See, Nurse Cool Aloof, Step-mummi Sue is very disciplined – that bowls is full of everything a hound could want!”

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Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 21 December, 2012

Deer Mummi Just in case you woz wurried that we wozn't getting enuff to eat, here's Monty lookin at Step-mummi Sue's i-scream - we all luffs i-scream an' Step-mummi Sue only gives it to her speshal houndies wot needs feedin'... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Just in case you woz wurried that we wozn’t getting enuff to eat, here’s Monty lookin at Step-mummi Sue’s i-scream – we all luffs i-scream an’ Step-mummi Sue only gives it to her speshal houndies wot needs feedin’…
xxx Henry B Beanz

Dear Henry Beanz

Now, I know that you’ve mastered spelling as understood by greyhounds everywhere, but we really need to do something about your reading skills….”

xxx Step-mummy Sue

Deer Step-mummi Sue

I finks me reeding is just fine – looks, heer’s sum words on the side of the bin – Iz will reed them for you – they says “h-e-n-r-y-s  t-r-e-e-t-z” – ta dah!

xxx HBB

Dear Henry

Well, I do admire your confidence, but the actual spelling on the bin is “f-o-o-d- w-a-s-t-e”…

xxx Step-mummi Sue

Deer Step-mummi Sue

But it cants be – you cants waste food – not wen there is hungry houndies like me lookin’ at you – I’z will eat anyfink (as you kno)…

xxx HBB

Dear Henry

Well, the food waste bin has stuff in that you can’t eat, like chicken bones and stale bread and hairy cheese…

xxx Step-mummi Sue

Chicken bones an’ stale bread an’ hairy chiz? Oooooh – nom nom nom!!!

Deer Mummi
Fis is a speshul rice puddin’ wots Step-mummi Sue makes for her speshul hounds – I’z only hadz a teeny bit tho coz Step-mummi Sue sez I looks like a baby whale when I’ lyin’ on the floor – she’z only jokin’ tho – I finks…
xxx HBB

See, we duz still eat kibble – wen he haz to….

An’ we can eat chewies nicely wifout fightin’ – well, Ty an’ Ollie can….

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Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 20 December, 2012

Deer MummiArchie gots to go on a hadventure becoz he haz a unblemished criminal record - I finks fis is qwite unfair coz if I woz not so derprived I wouldn'tz have to turn to crime tho it woz probably Herbies fault than he runned into me teef reelly... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Archie gots to go on a hadventure becoz he haz a unblemished criminal record – I finks fis is qwite unfair coz if I woz not so derprived I wouldn’tz have to turn to crime tho it woz probably Herbies fault than he runned into me teef reelly…
xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi Archie sez that Pets at Home have the bestest pick 'n mix section for greyhoundies.. xxx HBB

Deer Mummi
Archie sez that Pets at Home have the bestest pick ‘n mix section for greyhoundies..
xxx HBB

Deer Mummi We duz need your help tho, coz it'z qwite hard to chooz wich treetz to get. Step-mummi Sue sez that puttin' live furries by the tills is promotin' "pestrer power" - I duzn't kno wot she meanz.. xxx HBB

Deer Mummi
We duz need your help tho, coz it’z qwite hard to chooz wich treetz to get. Step-mummi Sue sez that puttin’ live furries by the tills is promotin’ “pester power” – I duzn’t kno wot she meanz..
xxx HBB

Deer Mummi Me an' Archie has a problem - Monty keep steelin' all the beds an' makin' a big thick next - he iz like the princess and the pee.... We haz to make do wif the chairs and the sofa, wot is hardly enuff - can we hav sum new beds? Archie sez these look nice! xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Me an’ Archie has a problem – Monty keep steelin’ all the beds an’ makin’ a big thick next – he iz like the princess and the pee….
We haz to make do wif the chairs and the sofa, wot is hardly enuff – can we hav sum new beds? Archie sez these look nice!
xxx Henry B Beanz

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Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 19 December, 2012

Deer Mummi I's so hexcited that youz got me wee mail - I dun weein' a messige in thefrost then I sed a magic wurd and yous got it in the sand! Luffs you mummi

Deer Mummi
I’s so hexcited that youz got me wee mail – I dun weein’ a messige in thefrost then I sed a magic wurd and yous got it in the sand!
Luffs you mummi

Deer MummiIz a bit wurried that you finks that we'z not earnin' our keep - we'z helpin' ev-ry day - Archie an' me we duz the woshin' up ev'ry day - even tho Step=mummi Sue sez "you stooping hound get your hed outta the way"... I'z afraid that we is very mishunderstood.... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Iz a bit wurried that you finks that we’z not earnin’ our keep – we’z helpin’ all the time – Archie an’ me duz the woshin’ up ev’ry day – even tho Step-mummi Sue sez “you stoopid hounds get your hed outta the way”…
I’z afraid that we is very mishunderstood….
xxx Henry B Beanz

Job well dun Archie!

Job well dun Archie!

Deer Mummi Step-mummi Sue sed "this place smells like a dog kennel" so we helpin' wif the air-freshnin' - I meanz, we tried fartin' but she complaind about that smell too so we's decided to spray daddy's smellies all over - but the spray woz a bit slo so we just chewed the can... But now Step-mummi Sue can't stop sneezin' - there's no pleezin' her at all! xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Step-mummi Sue sed “this place smells like a dog kennel” so we helpin’ wif the air-freshnin’ – I meanz, we tried fartin’ but she complaind about that smell too so we’s decided to spray daddy’s smellies all over – but the spray woz a bit slo so we just chewed the can…
But now Step-mummi Sue can’t stop sneezin’ – there’s no pleezin’ her at all!
xxx Henry B Beanz

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Dog Blog: Dog Blog: Holby Casualty ER Emergency Ward 10 House Vets….

Posted by indigodream on 18 December, 2012

Episode 2

Me, lick my wounds, never! Step-mummi Sue did it (eeeeuuw!)

Me, lick my wounds, never! Step-mummi Sue did it (eeeeuuw!)

“Mierda! Eet ees a deesaster…..”

“Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, what on earth is wrong?”

“Mees Sexy Vet Nurse, thees deesaster – Herbie is licking his wound and ripped the drain out – MIERDA!”

“Calm down, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, surely eet, sorry, it can’t be that bad – I mean, Herbie looks very pleased with himself…”

“Eet is a deesaster – the wound ees infection, we cannot close it, we need to cleen eet and start again – TONTO DEL CULO…”

“Well, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, I don’t know what that means, but I guess it’s not a respectfully polite form of address for our clients…”

“Mierda, mierda mierda – what to do weeth thees wound, is a mess….”

“Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, please stop pacing and slapping your forehead, we just don’t behave this way in Surrey…..”

“Ha! Do chew have a “naughty step” in eengland?”

“Well, yes, in primary schools maybe…”

“I weel get one built right ‘eer – we need for clients that let their dogs leek their wounds…”

“But I’m sure it was an accident, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet…”

“Ha!”

Tune in to the next dramatic episode….

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Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 17 December, 2012

Deer Mummi Fis is Monty - wot has got all the beds and is very cumfee xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Fis is Monty – wot has got all the beds and is very cumfee
xxx Henry B Beanz

Dear Henry

I’m a bit worried that your mummy will think that it’s all drama here – your whole holiday diary’s like a script for a soap opera…or a disaster movie….

Oooh, so you finks I shud ring Sky Drama or Sky movies or maybe we cud do both? Wif me franchise for Sky Sports I shud be able to pay Herbie’s vet bills no problemo!

No, I was thinking more about a nice few days when we don’t have any fights, or vet visits or anything – just nice walks in the country and big sleeps on you beds…

Oh, you meanz like borin’ stuff and no hadventures at all…

Exactly…..

xxx Step Mummi Sue

Deer Mummi Fis is Herbie before he runned into me teef ... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Fis is Herbie before he runned into me teef – see, no hadventues at all wotsoeva…
xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi See, no dramas at all, fis is Monty, wot is all worm under his blankie... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
See, no dramas at all, fis is Monty, wot is all warm under his blankie…
xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi An fis is Ollie - so's we can all have piss 'n qwiet, we'z bein' allowed on the chairs, wen Step-mummi Sue izn't on them, o' course... What's that mummi Sue, youz notised that there's no photos of me? Ooh mummi, you don't think that I iz up to mischiff behind the camera duz you? Oh mummi, how cuds you!? xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
An fis is Ollie – so’s we can all have piss ‘n qwiet, we’z bein’ allowed on the chairs, wen Step-mummi Sue izn’t on them, o’ course…
What’s that mummi, youz notised that there’s no photos of me? Ooh mummi, you don’t think that I iz up to mischiff behind the camera duz you? Oh mummi, how cuds you!?
xxx Henry B Beanz

PS Herbie and his elephant leg are back, first thing he did was have a wee that almost caused serious bank erosion and he is currently fast asleep in the conservatory not looking too bad. You have to wonder when they patched him did they put the right leg back on or is it a spare bernese mountain dog leg that they had lying around?

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Dog Blog: Holby Casualty ER Emergency Ward 10 House Vets….

Posted by indigodream on 16 December, 2012

Emergency Ward....

Emergency Ward….

Episode 1

“Well Miss Sexy Vet Nurse, this is IT, Step-mummi Sue is looking after four greyhounds on top of her own three, we need to be prepared…”

“Oh no, Mr Hero Vet, the world’s gone mad, we’ll never manage, there’s just not enough vets, nurses, medicines….”

“Don’t panic, Miss Sexy Vet Nurse, I’ve booked the extra vets and opened an emergency hotline – our pharmacy’s on standby – I think we’re ready…”

“Oh Mr Hero Vet, you’re so wonderful, but have you ordered enough drugs for the really rare diseases, the ones that only llamas and armadillos get..”

“Good point Nurse, those hounds never get anything ordinary, get onto the pharmacy right now – better order the drugs that they only use on giraffes and sick scorpions too…”

……………….

“Ok nurse, this is it – Ty has bitten Ollie, get the suture kit, the antibiotics and the painkillers….”

Who mugged Monty? Herbie, Archie.....anything to confess???

Who mugged Monty? Herbie, Archie…..anything to confess???

“And now Lou is dangerously ill – it’s tragic, but it’s time to say ‘Goodbye’ to the old girl…”

“Mr Hero Vet, won’t all this tragedy drive Step-mummi Sue mad?”

“It’s ok, Miss Sexy Vet Nurse, Step-mummi Sue is tough – anyway let’s hope that the end of it and the rest of the holidays will go smoothly….”

“Mr Hero Vet, call in CSI, someone’s got Monty”

“Don’t worry Miss Sexy Vet Nurse, it’s just a flesh wound – pass me the hibiscrub….”

“But don’t we need know who dunnit?, Mr Hero Vet..”

“That’s not our job, Miss Sexy Nurse, let’s leave that to the detectives….”

“Who. Mr Sexy Vet, who can solve this dastardly crime – Poirot, Columbo, Rebus???”

“No, Miss Sexy Nurse, we need the specialists – call Scooby-Doo….”

“I’ll call Scooby straight away, oh wait, there’s the emergency hotline, oh no, Mr Hero Vet, Herbie says he’s dislocated his hip! Oh sorry, no, he’s bruised his toe…..”

“And now Herbie says his foot’s been cut off….oh sorry, no, he’s got a 1mm cut on his paw….”

“And now Step-mummi Sue says that Herbie, Henry, Archie AND Ollie have got conjunctivitis….”

Oh no, Archie's lost his head!!

Oh no, Archie’s lost his head!!

“Now now Miss Sexy Vet Nurse, you know that’s not possible, conjunctivitis is not contagious in dogs….good grief, you’re right, all four have got conjunctivitis – have we got enough eye drops?”

“Oh no, Mr Hero Vet, we’ve only got three bottles – I mean – we haven’t used any for a month – I never guessed – it’s my fault – I should have known that we’d need more….”

“Now now Miss Sexy Vet Nurse, calm down, it’s not your fault, we could never be prepared enough for Step-mummi Sue having seven, sorry, six hounds….”

“Mr Hero Vet, Herbie says Henry bit him and his leg’s hanging off – oh sorry, no, oh actually, yes, those are really nasty wounds…”

“Ok Miss Sexy Nurse, we always thought it might come to this – prep the OR, get a line in, take some bloods, lets get this hound some painkillers; Snap my surgical gloves – this is a job for Mr Hero Vet….”

“Mr Hero Vet, Step-mummi Sue says the hounds have just bitten through an aerosol can full of deodorant….”

“Quick Miss Sexy Nurse, do a head count….”

Oh No, Step-mummi Sue has gone over the edge - there's no saving her from mad frock syndrome...

Oh No, Step-mummi Sue has gone over the edge – there’s no saving her from mad frock syndrome…

“A head count, but Step-mummi Sue knows how many hounds she’s got…”

“No nurse, a count to see whether they’ve still got their heads after chomping an aerosol – anyway, you know Step-mummi Sue can’t count and I’ve heard that poor woman has finally cracked – she’s been see wearing a big frock and saying “tomorrow is another day…” in a soft southern accent…”

“Ok, Mr Hero Vet, the hounds have their heads, Herbie’s comfortable in hospital – now, what can we do for Step-mummi Sue……”

“There’s nothing we can do for her, Miss Sexy Nurse, she’s a greyhound addict, there’s no group therapy or detox in the world that can help them….”

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Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 15 December, 2012

This is a diary entry from 1st December ……

Deer MummiFis is me an' Archie an' Herbie an' Ollie perswadin' peepl to hadopt a greyhound - lots of peepl sed "They're lovely - can we take you four home?" sed peeple. But I sed "No fanks. we'z got a mumi an' a step-mummi but youz can be on me waitin' list but you haz to pass teh "treets" test first... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Fis is me an’ Archie an’ Herbie an’ Ollie perswadin’ peepl to hadopt a greyhound – lots of peepl sed “They’re lovely – can we take YOU home?”. But I sed “No fanks, we’z got a mummi an’ a step-mummi, two houses and free boats, but youz can be on me waitin’ list coz I duzn’t have an arnty now that Sue haz bin promotid, but o’ course you haz to pass the “treets ‘n fuss” test first – we’z got very hi standards…
xxx Henry B Beanz

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Deer Mummi
Fis is Herbie wot izn’t steelin’ food – we’z lurnin’ how to buy foodz – wif munny. Richard gived us munny coz wot we begged for Greyhoundhomer haz to go to houndz wot duzn’t have a mummi an’ a step-mummi…
xxx HBB

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Deer Mummi
Fis is us NOT steelin’ a turkey -even tho they woz hanging’ right there, just by our nozes – we woz so goods – there woz cakes, an’ burgers an’ sarnies and evryfing just by our nozes and we never touched nuffink!
We iz model citzens – evrywun said “oh they’re so good”
Hur hur hur….
xxx HBB

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Aaaw I TOLD you that Archie woulds get all the fuss – wotz about me – I’z hansum!

Dear Mummi Fis is me and step-mummi Sue - we woz so hungri wez had a good look at the hog roast - we's had lotz but we didn't do steelins.... xxx HBB

Dear Mummi
Fis is me and step-mummi Sue – we woz so hungri we’z had a good look at the hog roast – we’s had lotz – step-mummi Sue gave me her cracklins coz she duzn’t like cracklins – I luffs cracklins….
xxx HBB

Deer Mummi We'z dun a hole hour an' wen erywun Burnham on Crouch woz felled in luff wif us we wents to see out boat then we went home.. Iz hexhoorsted - hadventures is soooo turin'... xxx HBB

Deer Mummi
We’z dun a hole hour of perswadin’ an’ wen erywun Burnham on Crouch woz felled in luffs wif us, we wents to see our boat then we went home..
Iz hexhoorsted – hadventures is soooo tirin’…
xxx HBB

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Dog Blog:Henry Beanz’ Holidaze

Posted by indigodream on 15 December, 2012

Wun, too, free...

Wun, too, free…

Deer Step-Mummi Sue

I knos that you is very sads coz Lou is at the rainbo bridge, but youz gotta look on the bright side – like, it duzn’t matter so much that you is rubbish at maffs any more..

Lots of luffs Henry B Beanz

Dear Henry

What are you going on about? How did you know I was rubbish at maffs, sorry, maths?

xxx (I think) Step mummi Sue

Deer Step-mummi Sue

Well, I knos that you is rubbish at maffs coz you haz a LOT of trubble countin’ to seven – likes wen you wents to bed and you sed “wun, too, free, fower, faive, six and sevin” then wen you heards a dog whinin’ you sed “your turn to let them out Richard” ……..only Herbie Beanz woz already outside wontin’ to cum in!!!!! But now you only haz to counts to six, wot shoulds be easy, even for YOU”

xxxx HBB

fower, faive, six, sevin - uh, 'cept youz counted me twice Step-mummi Sue...

fower, faive, six, sevin – uh, ‘cept youz counted me twice Step-mummi Sue…

Dear Henry

Well, Henry, there’s a few things:

a) I though we agreed that you weren’t going to tell mummi about me being an unfit mother

b) I CAN count to seven – I just thought that a black blanket heap on the floor was Herbie – I mean if mummi thinks I can’t even count to seven she’ll never let you all come to stay again!

xxx Step-mummi Sue

Deer Step-mummi Sue

Oh no’ze mummi Sue, Iz not breaking’ our deal, I’z not sed anyfink about you bein an unfit muvva – I’z just tellin’ mummi about how you iz not very good at maffs….

Lots of luffs, Henry B Beanz

HENRY B BEANZ……

Uh oh, I’z here Step-mummi Sue, wots you shouting for…

You are in so much trouble young man – I CAN count to six, so there was no need to scrag Herbie over a chewstick, putting him in doggie hospital and taking us down to five hounds!

Mumble mumble grumble mumble…

What was that Henry Beanz?

Herbie started it, he steeled my chewie, wots not on….

That’s no excuse Henry Beanz, next time just let him have your chewie, then come and ask me for a new one – simple, geddit?!!…

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