Deer Step-mummi Sue
Duz we have a fone numba for Sky Sports?
xxx Henry B Beanz
Dear Henry
Uh that would be a “no” – why on earth do you want a number for sky sports – you slept through the rugby the other day….
xxx Step-mummi Sue
Deer Step-mummi Sue
Oh no’ze , I duzn’t wont to wotch sportz, I wonts to sell them a new one for lotz of munni so’s I can buy me own treets…
xxx HBB
Uh huh, and what sport would that be…?
xxx Step-mummi Sue
D’oh Step mummi Sue
S’obvious, Hot Chikkin Wrestlin’ (HCW) – like wot youz dun wif Herbie the uvva day – you leaves hot chikkin in the kitchen and turnz your back; then Herbie steels it and youz have to wrestle it off him. The one who getz the biggest bit of chikkin wins – simple! I fort Herbie woulds be a champion but youz woz a contender Step-mummi Sue – youz gots almost the hole chikkin off him – respec!
xxx HBB