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Dog Blog: Henry Beanz Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 12 December, 2012


Herbie doin’ trainin’ for hot chikkin wrestlin’….

Deer Step-mummi Sue

Duz we have a fone numba for Sky Sports?

xxx Henry B Beanz

Dear Henry

Uh that would be a “no” – why on earth do you want a number for sky sports – you slept through the rugby the other day….

xxx Step-mummi Sue

Deer Step-mummi Sue

Oh no’ze , I duzn’t wont to wotch sportz, I wonts to sell them a new one for lotz of munni so’s I can buy me own treets…

xxx HBB


Oh yeah – tha’s a champion move….

Uh huh, and what sport would that be…?

xxx Step-mummi Sue

D’oh Step mummi Sue

S’obvious, Hot Chikkin Wrestlin’ (HCW) – like wot youz dun wif Herbie the uvva day – you leaves hot chikkin in the kitchen and turnz your back; then Herbie steels it and youz have to wrestle it off him. The one who getz the biggest bit of chikkin wins – simple! I fort Herbie woulds be a champion but youz woz a contender Step-mummi Sue – youz gots almost the hole chikkin off him – respec!

xxx HBB

3 Responses to “Dog Blog: Henry Beanz Holidaze…”

  1. Greygal said

    That’s my boy! I’m sort of relieved that step-parents’ magical caring powers don’t extend to complete reformation of characters – You may have Archie sleeping on his own bed now but I don’t think you’ll ever succeed in making Herbie a paragon in the kitchen. And tell HBB I’m very impressed by his entrepreneurial spirit!

  2. If Herbie could only have one OR the other would it be Pizza or chicken?

  3. Greygal said

    I don’t think the word OR exists in Herbie’s doggie lexicon

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