Dog Blog: Henry Beanz Holidaze…
Posted by indigodream on 12 December, 2012
Herbie doin’ trainin’ for hot chikkin wrestlin’….
Deer Step-mummi Sue
Duz we have a fone numba for Sky Sports?
xxx Henry B Beanz
Dear Henry
Uh that would be a “no” – why on earth do you want a number for sky sports – you slept through the rugby the other day….
xxx Step-mummi Sue
Deer Step-mummi Sue
Oh no’ze , I duzn’t wont to wotch sportz, I wonts to sell them a new one for lotz of munni so’s I can buy me own treets…
xxx HBB
Oh yeah – tha’s a champion move….
Uh huh, and what sport would that be…?
xxx Step-mummi Sue
D’oh Step mummi Sue
S’obvious, Hot Chikkin Wrestlin’ (HCW) – like wot youz dun wif Herbie the uvva day – you leaves hot chikkin in the kitchen and turnz your back; then Herbie steels it and youz have to wrestle it off him. The one who getz the biggest bit of chikkin wins – simple! I fort Herbie woulds be a champion but youz woz a contender Step-mummi Sue – youz gots almost the hole chikkin off him – respec!
xxx HBB
Greygal said
That’s my boy! I’m sort of relieved that step-parents’ magical caring powers don’t extend to complete reformation of characters – You may have Archie sleeping on his own bed now but I don’t think you’ll ever succeed in making Herbie a paragon in the kitchen. And tell HBB I’m very impressed by his entrepreneurial spirit!
Jill and Graham said
If Herbie could only have one OR the other would it be Pizza or chicken?
Greygal said
I don’t think the word OR exists in Herbie’s doggie lexicon