Fis is Archie bein’ silly….
Deer Step-mummi Sue
I’z notised that you is leekin a bit – I knos that you is sad coz Lou is not heer no more so we’z decided to cheer you ups:
- Is will give you big wet kisses ev’ry day…
- Archie sez he will sept on your foot ev’ry morning – this meanz that he luffs you loads
- We’z will all do silly fings to make you larf…
- Monty will eats your pizza so he gets fat but you duzn’t – mummi dids tell you to feed him up and cleen his ears…
- Herbie will be a big drama kween so’s you have to go to the vets – coz we knos that you will miss the vet…
- We will demands food and fusses ev’ry half an hour so’s you still feels wonted..
Luffs me step-mummi, xxx Henry B Beanz..
Dear Henry
You are the best step-houndie ever – thanks for cheering me up. Just a teensy thing though – when you gave me that big sloppy kiss right on my mouth – well, it’s just not proper, really, especially with the extra-long tongue…..
xxx Step-mummi Sue
p.s. Could tell Archie that I’ve got the message – I know that he loves me – so he doesn’t need to tread on my feet every day – they are quite bruised now….,
Herbie bein’ pafetic…
Monty can helps you wif that pizza, step-mummi Sue, Monty luffs pizza, actooally I luffs pizza, so I’z could help you too…
See, youz gotta smile wen we’s bein’ fis silly – I meanz, fis is a 2-human sofa but it’s never big enuff for two hounds!
Fis is me speshal silly face – just for me step-mummi….
