Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…
Posted by indigodream on 15 December, 2012
This is a diary entry from 1st December ……
Deer Mummi
Fis is me an’ Archie an’ Herbie an’ Ollie perswadin’ peepl to hadopt a greyhound – lots of peepl sed “They’re lovely – can we take YOU home?”. But I sed “No fanks, we’z got a mummi an’ a step-mummi, two houses and free boats, but youz can be on me waitin’ list coz I duzn’t have an arnty now that Sue haz bin promotid, but o’ course you haz to pass the “treets ‘n fuss” test first – we’z got very hi standards…
xxx Henry B Beanz
Deer Mummi
Fis is Herbie wot izn’t steelin’ food – we’z lurnin’ how to buy foodz – wif munny. Richard gived us munny coz wot we begged for Greyhoundhomer haz to go to houndz wot duzn’t have a mummi an’ a step-mummi…
xxx HBB
Deer Mummi
Fis is us NOT steelin’ a turkey -even tho they woz hanging’ right there, just by our nozes – we woz so goods – there woz cakes, an’ burgers an’ sarnies and evryfing just by our nozes and we never touched nuffink!
We iz model citzens – evrywun said “oh they’re so good”
Hur hur hur….
xxx HBB
Aaaw I TOLD you that Archie woulds get all the fuss – wotz about me – I’z hansum!
Dear Mummi
Fis is me and step-mummi Sue – we woz so hungri we’z had a good look at the hog roast – we’s had lotz – step-mummi Sue gave me her cracklins coz she duzn’t like cracklins – I luffs cracklins….
xxx HBB
Deer Mummi
We’z dun a hole hour of perswadin’ an’ wen erywun Burnham on Crouch woz felled in luffs wif us, we wents to see our boat then we went home..
Iz hexhoorsted – hadventures is soooo tirin’…
xxx HBB
Jill said
Doesn’t like crackling. How CAN you not like crackling – it’s the only reason for having pork!
indigodream said
Shhhhhh Arnty Jill, its took ages to perswade Step-mummi Sue that hse duzn’t like cracklins
xxx Henry B Beanz…
annewinwood said
Have you been to the farmers market in Kings Road yet? HHB & SM Sue) You must go………….loadsoffood, hoity toity people with little rat dogs (okay, I have little rat dogs, but I didn’t take them;-) and lots of hog (roasted of course)………..you must go………loadsofmoney up west;-)) It’s a whole different World, ‘Up West’.
PS: I hadn’t been up the Kings Road for years, and I really went up there to get a couple of Japanese Christmas decs for the tree (son getting married to his japanese girlfriend next Friday, but shhh, it’s a secret).
There would have been a riot, had I been accompanied by Helga and Linda;-((
Axxx
PPS: HHB – pls ask Mum and SM Sue if it would be possible to arrange a Greyhound Homer cruise in 2013 – thanks.
Greygal said
If you hadn’t produced photographic evidence, I’d never have believed it. My dogs, not running rampant at a food market? Impossible!