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Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 17 December, 2012

Deer Mummi Fis is Monty - wot has got all the beds and is very cumfee xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Fis is Monty – wot has got all the beds and is very cumfee
xxx Henry B Beanz

Dear Henry

I’m a bit worried that your mummy will think that it’s all drama here – your whole holiday diary’s like a script for a soap opera…or a disaster movie….

Oooh, so you finks I shud ring Sky Drama or Sky movies or maybe we cud do both? Wif me franchise for Sky Sports I shud be able to pay Herbie’s vet bills no problemo!

No, I was thinking more about a nice few days when we don’t have any fights, or vet visits or anything – just nice walks in the country and big sleeps on you beds…

Oh, you meanz like borin’ stuff and no hadventures at all…

Exactly…..

xxx Step Mummi Sue

Deer Mummi Fis is Herbie before he runned into me teef ... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Fis is Herbie before he runned into me teef – see, no hadventues at all wotsoeva…
xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi See, no dramas at all, fis is Monty, wot is all worm under his blankie... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
See, no dramas at all, fis is Monty, wot is all warm under his blankie…
xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi An fis is Ollie - so's we can all have piss 'n qwiet, we'z bein' allowed on the chairs, wen Step-mummi Sue izn't on them, o' course... What's that mummi Sue, youz notised that there's no photos of me? Ooh mummi, you don't think that I iz up to mischiff behind the camera duz you? Oh mummi, how cuds you!? xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
An fis is Ollie – so’s we can all have piss ‘n qwiet, we’z bein’ allowed on the chairs, wen Step-mummi Sue izn’t on them, o’ course…
What’s that mummi, youz notised that there’s no photos of me? Ooh mummi, you don’t think that I iz up to mischiff behind the camera duz you? Oh mummi, how cuds you!?
xxx Henry B Beanz

PS Herbie and his elephant leg are back, first thing he did was have a wee that almost caused serious bank erosion and he is currently fast asleep in the conservatory not looking too bad. You have to wonder when they patched him did they put the right leg back on or is it a spare bernese mountain dog leg that they had lying around?

One Response to “Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…”

  1. Greygal said

    Monty is seriously cute…

    HBB, I’m not talking to you…and I could have brought you the white Rolls Royce Phantom from the hotel I’ve just visited, but I won’t as a) you don’t deserve to be ritch, and b) I would have had to steal it, which would have probably resulted in you not seeing your mummy for some considerable time.

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