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Deer Mummi

An fis is Ollie – so’s we can all have piss ‘n qwiet, we’z bein’ allowed on the chairs, wen Step-mummi Sue izn’t on them, o’ course…

What’s that mummi Sue, youz notised that there’s no photos of me? Ooh mummi, you don’t think that I iz up to mischiff behind the camera duz you? Oh mummi, how cuds you!?

xxx Henry B Beanz