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Archive for December 18th, 2012

Dog Blog: Dog Blog: Holby Casualty ER Emergency Ward 10 House Vets….

Posted by indigodream on 18 December, 2012

Episode 2

Me, lick my wounds, never! Step-mummi Sue did it (eeeeuuw!)

Me, lick my wounds, never! Step-mummi Sue did it (eeeeuuw!)

“Mierda! Eet ees a deesaster…..”

“Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, what on earth is wrong?”

“Mees Sexy Vet Nurse, thees deesaster – Herbie is licking his wound and ripped the drain out – MIERDA!”

“Calm down, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, surely eet, sorry, it can’t be that bad – I mean, Herbie looks very pleased with himself…”

“Eet is a deesaster – the wound ees infection, we cannot close it, we need to cleen eet and start again – TONTO DEL CULO…”

“Well, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, I don’t know what that means, but I guess it’s not a respectfully polite form of address for our clients…”

“Mierda, mierda mierda – what to do weeth thees wound, is a mess….”

“Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, please stop pacing and slapping your forehead, we just don’t behave this way in Surrey…..”

“Ha! Do chew have a “naughty step” in eengland?”

“Well, yes, in primary schools maybe…”

“I weel get one built right ‘eer – we need for clients that let their dogs leek their wounds…”

“But I’m sure it was an accident, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet…”

“Ha!”

Tune in to the next dramatic episode….

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