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Archive for December 21st, 2012

Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 21 December, 2012

Deer Mummi Just in case you woz wurried that we wozn't getting enuff to eat, here's Monty lookin at Step-mummi Sue's i-scream - we all luffs i-scream an' Step-mummi Sue only gives it to her speshal houndies wot needs feedin'... xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Mummi
Just in case you woz wurried that we wozn’t getting enuff to eat, here’s Monty lookin at Step-mummi Sue’s i-scream – we all luffs i-scream an’ Step-mummi Sue only gives it to her speshal houndies wot needs feedin’…
xxx Henry B Beanz

Dear Henry Beanz

Now, I know that you’ve mastered spelling as understood by greyhounds everywhere, but we really need to do something about your reading skills….”

xxx Step-mummy Sue

Deer Step-mummi Sue

I finks me reeding is just fine – looks, heer’s sum words on the side of the bin – Iz will reed them for you – they says “h-e-n-r-y-s  t-r-e-e-t-z” – ta dah!

xxx HBB

Dear Henry

Well, I do admire your confidence, but the actual spelling on the bin is “f-o-o-d- w-a-s-t-e”…

xxx Step-mummi Sue

Deer Step-mummi Sue

But it cants be – you cants waste food – not wen there is hungry houndies like me lookin’ at you – I’z will eat anyfink (as you kno)…

xxx HBB

Dear Henry

Well, the food waste bin has stuff in that you can’t eat, like chicken bones and stale bread and hairy cheese…

xxx Step-mummi Sue

Chicken bones an’ stale bread an’ hairy chiz? Oooooh – nom nom nom!!!

Deer Mummi
Fis is a speshul rice puddin’ wots Step-mummi Sue makes for her speshul hounds – I’z only hadz a teeny bit tho coz Step-mummi Sue sez I looks like a baby whale when I’ lyin’ on the floor – she’z only jokin’ tho – I finks…
xxx HBB

See, we duz still eat kibble – wen he haz to….

An’ we can eat chewies nicely wifout fightin’ – well, Ty an’ Ollie can….

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