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Archive for December 24th, 2012

Dog Blog: Henry Beanz Holidaze…

Posted by indigodream on 24 December, 2012

Deer mummi
Wen you is eatin’ the Christmas puddin’ wot Step-mummi Sue made, I hopes you ‘members that it wudn’t be haf as good if me an’ Archie wozn’t helpin’ – see, Iz reedin the recipe…..
xxx HBB

Deer Step-mummi Sue

Wy iz you makin’ a puddin’ wif all stuff wot is poiznus to hounds?

“Beats me Henry, it’s traditional, but I can’t stand Christmas pudding myself…”

“Uh, but you seds you iz goin’ to give a puddin’ to me mummi – youz givin’ me mummi poizun!”

“No silly, it’s only poisonous for hounds, hu-mummies can eat it just fine…”

“Wy is you makin’ it wen we is stayin’ wif you Step-mummi Sue, iz you not afriad that sum poizon raisins might, like, jump straight into me mouf wif disatrous conskwenses?!”

“Well, I made the puddings on Stir-up Sunday, which is the proper day for making puddings – and when everyone eats the puds on Christmas day I’ll remember that it was the first day of your holidaze and the last day when all of you hounds were happy, healthy and hadn’t had any fights at all – it was such a happy day :-D”

“I luffs happy daze, Step-mummi Sue, can I have sum more happy daze here?”

Deer Mummi
Aftr I dun reedin’ the recipee I’z dun lookin’ to make sure Step-mummi Sue is usin’ the right stuff….
xxx HBB

Deer Mummi
Fis is Monty havin’ happy daze – Step-mummi Sue sez Monty can cum to stay any time – maybe I’dz better cum wif him – Iz can steel hextra food if mummi Sue forgots to feed him for hexample….
xxx Henry B Beanz

Deer Step-mummi Sue
Iz a bit wurried that you mights not let us cum on holidaze agen – mummi seems to fink that you’z bin stressed – dunno why – I finks itz all bin pretty normal…
Anyhoo, we woz so wurried you might’s forget, we’z all disided to mark your new 2013 diary so thats you knos when to hexpect us back.
Lots and lots of luffs Henry B Beanz

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