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Archive for September 29th, 2013

Dog Blog: Archie Beanz Secret Dossiers

Posted by indigodream on 29 September, 2013

Hello, the name’s Beanz, Archie Beanz, retired athlete, special agent, gigolo and general superhound…….

Like many semi-retired special agents, I’ve decided to share my secret dossiers – top tips for the aspiring hound around town…

Secret Dossier #3 – Gadgets

I’ve spent the summer getting my gadgets updated – along with the rest of the 00s, oh, and Bertie the muscle – everyone knows that you can’t be special agent without the proper gadgets..

Just checking in with HQ - there's so much bureaurocracy - I used to just pop in see Q for my gadgets but now....sigh....

Just checking in with HQ – got my chip updated in passing – all the authorisation for my new gadgets you understand – oh for the days when I used to just pop in see to Q…sigh….

It's vitally important that your equipment fits like a second skin - this my team of retired 00's testing my life-jackets for me - but which colour is me? Who cares, black goes with everything...

My team of retired 00’s testing my life-jackets for me – they have to be flexible in every position you understand – but which colour is me? Huh, who cares, black goes with everything…

YOU think this is a boatyard but it's really our secret gadget-fitters...

YOU think this is a boatyard but it’s really our secret gadget-fitter…

Gadgets are important but a Beanz always has time for the laydeez...

Gadgets are important but a Beanz always has time for the laydeez…

We've always been worried about what goes on the bathroom - so agent 007, Henry, tried out his new camera paws - you wouldn't believe what goes on...what's that step-mummy Sue? Classified??

We’ve always been worried about what goes on the bathroom – so agent 007, Henry, tried out his new camera paws – you wouldn’t believe what goes……what’s that step-mummy Sue? Classified?? Really????

This is my new telescopic neck -now I can see everything, everywhere - oh yes....

This is my new telescopic neck -now I can see everything, everywhere – oh yes….

See that postbox on the bridge - people say it's a mystery but I know it's our secret special agent drop-box....

See that postbox on the bridge – people say it’s a mystery – huh, that’s our secret drop-box – special agents only….

Hmm, bit disappointing - I put in a requisition for an Aston Martin but budget cuts and all that....step-mummy Sue's new car is quite roomy though...

Hmm, bit disappointing – I put in a requisition for an Aston Martin but austerity measure and all that….Step-mummy Sue’s new car is quite roomy though…

Hmmm - that's more my style of transport - dashing, sleek speedy - oh yes. But M insists that the narrowboat is a better disguise - sigh...

Hmmm – that’s more my style of transport – dashing, sleek speedy – oh yes. But M insists that the narrowboat is a better disguise – sigh…

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