Dog Blog: Henry Beanz’ Holidaze (Orgust)
Posted by indigodream on 15 December, 2013
Iz had lots of holidaze fis year, but Step-mummy Sue is SOOOO SLOOOOW to send you me posticardies. She’s been too bizzy doin’ ritin for Archie “fancypants” Beanz – him, a secrit agent – huh, in his dreems….
Fis is me posticardies from me furst holidaze – I dun a hole week in Orgust wif Archie Beanz an’ Ollie, then I dun a hole week wif Herbie – Bertie cummed too but he runned away so he duzn’t count!
The trubble wif holidaze is that you neva gets decent beds – like fis one is way too small, yeah….
An’ these beds is a bit narra….
I oosed to be shy at the pub but Iz got ova it now – fere is sostidjes an sumtimes Iz had a lik of sum beer wot woz spilled…
Now fis is your original solo lookin’ right….
An fis is synkronised lookin’ (pairs)….
But Mumi, did you kno that you cuds do lookin’ on the towpaf? I cuds do lookin’ at the paf, an the river and thru the window so I cuds look at Step-mumi Sue makin me dinna – oh yeah!
I gots cuddels on holidaze, wot woz luvverly. Wots that mumi, I gets cuddels at home? Oh no mumi, not like these cuddels….
Archie Beanz, youz called me a haz-beanz but I neva had me nose painted wile I woz snoozin….
Big Bertie is gud at lookin’ but he iz even betta a runnin’ – wotz that mummy Sue, it’s not funny, I fort it woz….
Wen you is on hexcursions they always take stoopid group photos – fis is us on the Thames…
Tarty Archie – he’s so vain but Step-mummy Sue sez Iz always got a speshul place in her heart…