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Archive for March 2nd, 2014

Boat Blog: Ty’s doin’s

Posted by indigodream on 2 March, 2014

Deer me Pals

Mummy Sue haz bin naggin’ me to do sum ritin’ about Step-Mummy Sarah’s boat – larst year Iz woz forced to do boatin’ – I hates boatin’ but Mummy Sue sed “Step Mummy Sarah’s got an adorable little boat just for you with a little Ty nest in the front – how about that then?”

Hmph, Iz put me thouts wif me pics but basic’ly I hates boats and Step-Mummy Sarah’s boat is a boat – KEW EE DEE

Fis is me nest - wot is at the frunt - wot kept on goin' clang bang coz Step-Mumm Sarah duz't kno how to drive her new boat yet - huh!

Fis is me nest – wot is at the frunt – wot kept on goin’ “clang bang” coz Step-Mummy Sarah duz’t kno how to drive her new boat yet – huh!

Iz not hard to pleeze - I just needs me bed, me fud an' me field wot I uses for meditayshum...

Iz not hard to pleeze – I just needs me bed, me fud an’ me field wot I uses for meditayshum…

Fis is the cabin - I hope you notes that fere is NO SOFA! An then chairs is too weeny even for a weeny hound like Ollie...

Fis is the cabin – I hope you notes that fere is NO SOFA! An them chairs is too weeny even for a weeny hound like Ollie…

Ommmmm....

Ommmmm….

Me nest is right in the frunt....

Me nest is right in the frunt….

Zzzzzzzzz, sorry, Ommmmm.....

Zzzzzzzzz, sorry, Ommmmm…..

...so if Step-Mummy Sarah goes "clang bang" in the locks I iz the furst to know!

…so if Step-Mummy Sarah goes “clang bang” in the locks I iz the furst to know!

Sumtimes we gets burds breechin' the peece wif their tweetin' - sigh....

Sumtimes we gets burds breechin’ the peece wif their tweetin’ – sigh….

An' fere woz LOTS of fings for Step-Mummy Sarah to go "clang bang" into...

An’ fere woz LOTS of fings for Step-Mummy Sarah to go “clang bang” into…

Nuffink here duz "CLANGBANG" tho...

Nuffink here duz “CLANGBANG” tho…

Wen Step-mummy Sarah is not doin' "clang bangs" the engin' duz "GRRRRRRR" an' sumtimes the bottom duz "sccccrrrrrape" plus and the frunt is near the back wo sumtimes we gets "clangbangsccrrraaaapegrrrrrr" - I disided Iz not goaan rite boat reviews for a livin' - anyway Iz RETIRED mummy Sue....

Wen Step-mummy Sarah is not doin’ “clang bangs” the engin’ duz “GRRRRRRR” an’ sumtimes the bottom duz “SCRRRAAAAAPE” ” plus and the frunt is near the back so sumtimes we gets “CLANGBANGSCCRRAAAAPEGRRRRR” – I disided Iz not goin’ to rite boat reviews for a livin’ – anyway Iz RETIRED mummy Sue….

Boats? Huh, you can keep 'em...

Boats? Huh, you can keep ’em…

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