Dog Blog: Archie Beanz Secret Dossiers

Hello, the name’s Beanz, Archie Beanz, retired athlete, special agent, gigolo and general superhound…….

Like many semi-retired special agents, I’ve decided to share my secret dossiers – top tips for the aspiring hound around town…

Secret Dossier #3 – Gadgets

I’ve spent the summer getting my gadgets updated – along with the rest of the 00s, oh, and Bertie the muscle – everyone knows that you can’t be special agent without the proper gadgets..

Just checking in with HQ – got my chip updated in passing – all the authorisation for my new gadgets you understand – oh for the days when I used to just pop in see to Q…sigh….

My team of retired 00’s testing my life-jackets for me – they have to be flexible in every position you understand – but which colour is me? Huh, who cares, black goes with everything…

YOU think this is a boatyard but it’s really our secret gadget-fitter…

Gadgets are important but a Beanz always has time for the laydeez…

We’ve always been worried about what goes on the bathroom – so agent 007, Henry, tried out his new camera paws – you wouldn’t believe what goes……what’s that step-mummy Sue? Classified?? Really????

This is my new telescopic neck -now I can see everything, everywhere – oh yes….

See that postbox on the bridge – people say it’s a mystery – huh, that’s our secret drop-box – special agents only….

Hmm, bit disappointing – I put in a requisition for an Aston Martin but austerity measure and all that….Step-mummy Sue’s new car is quite roomy though…

Hmmm – that’s more my style of transport – dashing, sleek speedy – oh yes. But M insists that the narrowboat is a better disguise – sigh…