Dog Blog: Archie Beanz Secret Dossiers…
Posted by indigodream on 11 October, 2013
The name’s Beanz, Archie Beanz, superhound, looking out so you don’t have to…
Secret Dossier #6 – Surveillance Techniques
Covert surveillance is all very well, but sometimes you just need to be seen – an elevated position is ideal…
The classic “Titanic” surveillance position – looks good on a fast boat…
Let’s try it – hmmm – this doesn’t really work on a slow boat….
Uh, can you make this boat go faster???
Hmm, that looks like a better surveillance boat – Step-mummy Sue, they’re not using that boat, go and get it for me….
So what use is a slow boat? Aha, covert surveillance….
I work so hard to keep you safe….
Indigo Dreaming 
Jill Matilda Rose said
And we DO appreciate it Archie, Love Baxter.
Are you SURE you don’t need an apprentice Archie? I make a great undercover terrorist and even tip 2-wheeled suspects in the water, Love Muttley
indigodream said
Dear Muttley
You’re in! I’m also putting together a “Snog Squad” – kissy boy greyhounds to distract our hu-mums and kissy girl greyhounds for us – you’ll enjoy being an agent (of chaos!)….
(extends funny pawshake) Beanz, Archie Beanz
Dave said
Fank u Archie! weeeee feeeel sew muchly better haffing u protwect uz – lurv Meester Ted and Msssssss Kia xxxxxxx (pee esss. Mssssssss Kia iz loooooking four a man az Meester Ted duz knot want er kizzes!! xxx
indigodream said
Hello Kia (in deep sexy man-hound voice)
I look forward to your kisses – the only girl I have in my pack is Miss Miffypenny – she loves me, of course, but pur-leese….
xxxx Beanz, Archie Beanz
p.s. Sally dahling, don’t get jealous, I’m hound enough for all of you 😀