Dog Blog: Dog Blog: Holby Casualty ER Emergency Ward 10 House Vets….
Posted by indigodream on 18 December, 2012
“Mierda! Eet ees a deesaster…..”
“Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, what on earth is wrong?”
“Mees Sexy Vet Nurse, thees deesaster – Herbie is licking his wound and ripped the drain out – MIERDA!”
“Calm down, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, surely eet, sorry, it can’t be that bad – I mean, Herbie looks very pleased with himself…”
“Eet is a deesaster – the wound ees infection, we cannot close it, we need to cleen eet and start again – TONTO DEL CULO…”
“Well, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, I don’t know what that means, but I guess it’s not a respectfully polite form of address for our clients…”
“Mierda, mierda mierda – what to do weeth thees wound, is a mess….”
“Mr Dishy Spanish Vet, please stop pacing and slapping your forehead, we just don’t behave this way in Surrey…..”
“Ha! Do chew have a “naughty step” in eengland?”
“Well, yes, in primary schools maybe…”
“I weel get one built right ‘eer – we need for clients that let their dogs leek their wounds…”
“But I’m sure it was an accident, Mr Dishy Spanish Vet…”
Tune in to the next dramatic episode….